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"Your task is not to seek for love, but to merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it." -Rumi


I am Artemis Simon.  I'm a somatic partitioner and Reiki Master who utilizes my intuitive skills, tools and educational knowledge in a wholistic approach to support the mind, body and spirit.  I offer a safe place, free of judgment to nurture your wellbeing and personal growth.  I offer online services, tele-therapy style thought mindful council to explore and develop into the best version of self.  


Soon, I will offer in person lectures, work shops retreats & ceremony.

Why People Work with Me...

  • For an Overall Better Life & to Feel Whole (physically, mentally & emotionally)

  • Alternative Lifestyle Counsel (ethical non-monogamy, BDSM, cannabis etc.)

  • Spiritual Counsel

  • Weight Loss, Female Fitness & Sports Performance

  • Seasonal Cleaning/Detox & Fasting

  • Holistic Hip & Pelvic Care *Tami Kent

  • Life Coaching (career, relationship, goal setting, fitness, self love, etc.)

  • Pain Management (physical, mental & emotional)

  • Grief (job loss, transitions, divorce, death, changes in sexual health, etc.)

  • Healing and Rewiring Trauma & PTSD/CPTSD

  • Body/Gender Dysmorphia  

  • Better Understanding of Personal Sexuality, Sexual Health & Sexual Dysfunctions

  • Love, Soulmate & Twin Flame Journey Guidance 

  • Healing Past Trauma (physical, mental & emotional)

  • Dream Analysis

  • Clarification and Guidance 

  • Education & Training 


Qualifications, Experience, Skills & Tools 

  • Bodywork, Energy work, Somatic Healing Touch, Hip & Pelvic Care, Body Decoding, Cupping, Reflexology, Pressure Points 

  • Reiki Master

  • Gravity Colonics

  • Counselor 

  • Nutritionist, Personal Trainer, Life Coach

  • Sexologist

  • Yoga Instructor

  • Medical Intuitive

  • Shaman  

  • Mediumship & Telepathic Communication

  • Empathic Psychic Abilities: Clairaudience, Clairvoyance, Clairsentience, Clairalience, Clairestance, Chairempathy and Claircognizance 

Experience: Lifetime Yogi, Lifetime of Holistic Care and Eastern Medicine, Female Athlete, Parenting as a single Mother of Two, Openly Living a Queer Lifestyle, 30+ years ethical non-monogamist, 15 years as a Certified Nursing Assistant & Medical Technician in Emergency/ICU Care, End of Life Care and Oncology, 25 Years Living with Chronic Pain, Fatigue, and Nausea and Hormonal Imbalance due to Endometriosis

The Unspoken & Taboo: Plant Medicine (cannabis & psilocybin), Polyamory, Kundalini, Tantra and BDSM

Disclaimer: My methods are not designed to replace standard medical care.    

*Feel free to ask questions before booking HERE

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